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Black leather chaps

Whilst out vacationing we also dropped by this awesome Harley Davidson store.

Check out the name...

It was h-u-g-e and it had special parking up front for your bike 'cept one thing, we weren't on the bike.

It had everything you could want with the Harley logo...

and check out this chair....

They had new Harley's in the show room too.

Some had tires as wide as car tires...

Some had price tags to the tune of $33,000.

But most important of all they had... this

At least a mile long wall of leather. BLACK LEATHER.

Jackets with fringe...

Pants with extra zippers...

Vests with lace-ups...

and chaps...

CHAPS????

Lord have mercy! 

"Uh, ... Hun, why don't you try on a pair"

"What do you mean you don't want any chaps?"

"But they are black leather chaps,for heaven's sakes... made for... long legs saving you from road rash... NOW GO PUT THEM ON!"

And dang it, make sure you come out so I can see you in them...

(Sometimes this biker stuff is not always about you, honey.)