I have come to despise horses and ducks. The ducks sit in the water buckets of the other thirsty animals and poop. All day. The water is mud and it gets hot around here! The animals are thirsty but refuse to drink that nasty water. I would too.

The horses are eating machines that would trample you in a heartbeat. They don't love us the way some people around here love them. (not me!) As I sit and type, they are racing around my yard. They snuck in a back gate left open or not latched. (Doug?!) and I'm kissing my garden goodbye. They will destroy it and I can't catch them. Futhermore, I am home alone until tomorrow afternoon, so there is nobody to help catch those beasts.

Perhaps they will choke on my tomatoes or cukes. I hope.
This is me with a bad attitude. It's too early in  the morning to have to deal with my enemies. Grrr.....