The Funny Farm

 

Apples - Protect your heart, prevent constipation, blocks diarrhea,  Improves lung capacity, cushions joints,  

 

Apricots - Combats cancer, Controls blood pressure, Saves your eyesight, Shields against Alzheimer's, Slows aging process

 

Artichokes -  Aids digestion, Lowers cholesterol, Protects your heart, Stabilizes blood sugar, Guards against liver disease

Avocados -  Battles diabetes, Lowers cholesterol, Helps stop strokes, Controls blood pressure, Smoothes skin

 

Bananas - Protects your heart, Quiets a cough, Strengthens bones, Controls blood pressure, Blocks diarrhea

 

Beans -  Prevents constipation, Helps hemorrhoids, Lowers cholesterol, Combats cancer, Stabilize blood sugar

 

Beets - Controls blood pressure, Combats cancer, Strengthens bones,  Protects your heart, Aids weight loss

 

Blueberries - Combats cancer, Protects your heart, Stabilizes blood sugar, Boosts memory, Prevents constipation

 

Broccoli - Strengthens bones, Saves eyesight, Combats cancer, Protects your heart, Controls blood pressure

 

Cabbage -  Combats cancer, Prevents constipation, Promotes weight loss, Protects your heart, Helps with hemorrhoids,  

 

Cantaloupe -  Saves eyesight, Controls blood pressure, Lowers cholesterol, Combats cancer, Supports immune system, 

 

Carrots - Saves eyesight, Protects your heart, Prevents constipation, Combats cancer, Promotes weight loss

 

Cauliflower - Protects against Prostate Cancer, Combats Breast Cancer, Strengthens bones, Banishes bruises, Guards against heart disease

 

Cherries - Protects your heart, Combats Cancer, Ends insomnia, Slows aging process, Shields against Alzheimer's

 

Chestnuts - Promotes weight loss, Protects your heart,  Lowers cholesterol, Combats Cancer, Controls blood pressure

Chili peppers - Aids digestion, Soothes sore throat, Clears sinuses, Combats Cancer, Boosts immune system

 

Figs - Promotes weight loss, Helps stops strokes, Lowers cholesterol, Combats Cancer, Controls blood pressure,  

 

Fish - Protects your heart, Boosts memory, Protects your heart, Combats Cancer, Supports immune system,  

 

Flax - Aids digestion, Battles diabetes, Protects your heart, Improves mental health, Boosts immune system

 

Garlic - Lowers cholesterol, Controls blood pressure, Combats cancer, kills bacteria, Fights fungus

 

Grapefruit - Protects against heart attacks, Promotes Weight loss, Helps stops strokes, Combats Prostate Cancer, Lowers cholesterol

 

Grapes - saves eyesight, Conquers kidney stones, Combats cancer, Enhances blood flow, Protects your heart,  

 

Green tea - Combats cancer, Protects your heart, Helps stops strokes, Promotes Weight loss, Kills bacteria

 

Honey - Heals wounds, Aids digestion, Guards against ulcers, Increases energy, Fights allergies 

 

Lemons - Combats cancer, Protects your heart, Controls blood pressure, Smoothes skin, Stops scurvy

 

Limes - Combats cancer, Protects your heart, Controls blood pressure, Smoothes skin, Stops scurvy

 

Mangoes - Combats cancer, Boosts memory, Regulates thyroid, aids digestion, Shields against Alzheimer's

 

Mushrooms - Controls blood pressure, Lowers cholesterol, Kills bacteria, Combats cancer, Strengthens bones

 

Oats - Lowers cholesterol, Combats cancer, Battles diabetes, prevents constipation, Smoothes skin

 

Olive oil - Protects your heart, Promotes Weight loss, Combats cancer, Battles diabetes, Smoothes skin

 

Onions - Reduce risk of heart attack, Combats cancer, Kills bacteria, Lowers cholesterol, Fights fungus

 

Oranges - Supports immune systems, Combats cancer, Protects your heart, Straightens respiration

 

Peaches - prevents constipation, Combats cancer, Helps stops strokes, aids digestion, Helps hemorrhoids 

Peanuts - Protects against heart disease, Promotes Weight loss, Combats Prostate Cancer, Lowers cholesterol, Aggravates Diverticulitis 

Pineapple - Strengthens bones, Relieves colds, Aids digestion, Dissolves warts, Blocks diarrhea

 

Prunes - Slows aging process, prevents constipation, boosts memory, Lowers cholesterol, Protects against heart disease

 

Rice - Protects your heart, Battles diabetes, Conquers kidney stones, Combats cancer, Helps stops strokes

 

Strawberries - Combats cancer, Protects your heart*, boosts memory, Calms stress 

 

Sweet potatoes - Saves your eyesight, Lifts mood, Combats cancer, Strengthens bones

 

Tomatoes - Protects prostate, Combats cancer, Lowers cholesterol, Protects your heart

 

Walnuts - Lowers cholesterol, Combats cancer, boosts memory, Lifts mood, Protects against heart disease

 

Water - Promotes Weight loss, Combats cancer, Conquers kidney stones, Smoothes skin

 

Watermelon - Protects prostate, Promotes Weight loss, Lowers cholesterol, Helps stops strokes, Controls blood pressure

Wheat germ - Combats Colon Cancer, prevents constipation, Lowers cholesterol, Helps stops strokes, improves digestion

 

Wheat bran - Combats Colon Cancer, prevents constipation, Lowers cholesterol, Helps stops strokes, improves digestion

 

Yogurt - Guards against ulcers, Strengthens bones, Lowers cholesterol, Supports immune systems, Aids digestion*

 

Apples - Protect your heart, prevent constipation, blocks diarrhea,  Improves lung capacity, cushions joints,  

 

Apricots - Combats cancer, Controls blood pressure, Saves your eyesight, Shields against Alzheimer's, Slows aging process

 

Artichokes -  Aids digestion, Lowers cholesterol, Protects your heart, Stabilizes blood sugar, Guards against liver disease

Avocados -  Battles diabetes, Lowers cholesterol, Helps stop strokes, Controls blood pressure, Smoothes skin

 

Bananas - Protects your heart, Quiets a cough, Strengthens bones, Controls blood pressure, Blocks diarrhea

 

Beans -  Prevents constipation, Helps hemorrhoids, Lowers cholesterol, Combats cancer, Stabilize blood sugar

 

Beets - Controls blood pressure, Combats cancer, Strengthens bones,  Protects your heart, Aids weight loss

 

Blueberries - Combats cancer, Protects your heart, Stabilizes blood sugar, Boosts memory, Prevents constipation

 

Broccoli - Strengthens bones, Saves eyesight, Combats cancer, Protects your heart, Controls blood pressure

 

Cabbage -  Combats cancer, Prevents constipation, Promotes weight loss, Protects your heart, Helps with hemorrhoids,  

 

Cantaloupe -  Saves eyesight, Controls blood pressure, Lowers cholesterol, Combats cancer, Supports immune system, 

 

Carrots - Saves eyesight, Protects your heart, Prevents constipation, Combats cancer, Promotes weight loss

 

Cauliflower - Protects against Prostate Cancer, Combats Breast Cancer, Strengthens bones, Banishes bruises, Guards against heart disease

 

Cherries - Protects your heart, Combats Cancer, Ends insomnia, Slows aging process, Shields against Alzheimer's

 

Chestnuts - Promotes weight loss, Protects your heart,  Lowers cholesterol, Combats Cancer, Controls blood pressure

Chili peppers - Aids digestion, Soothes sore throat, Clears sinuses, Combats Cancer, Boosts immune system

 

Figs - Promotes weight loss, Helps stops strokes, Lowers cholesterol, Combats Cancer, Controls blood pressure,  

 

Fish - Protects your heart, Boosts memory, Protects your heart, Combats Cancer, Supports immune system,  

 

Flax - Aids digestion, Battles diabetes, Protects your heart, Improves mental health, Boosts immune system

 

Garlic - Lowers cholesterol, Controls blood pressure, Combats cancer, kills bacteria, Fights fungus

 

Grapefruit - Protects against heart attacks, Promotes Weight loss, Helps stops strokes, Combats Prostate Cancer, Lowers cholesterol

 

Grapes - saves eyesight, Conquers kidney stones, Combats cancer, Enhances blood flow, Protects your heart,  

 

Green tea - Combats cancer, Protects your heart, Helps stops strokes, Promotes Weight loss, Kills bacteria

 

Honey - Heals wounds, Aids digestion, Guards against ulcers, Increases energy, Fights allergies 

 

Lemons - Combats cancer, Protects your heart, Controls blood pressure, Smoothes skin, Stops scurvy

 

Limes - Combats cancer, Protects your heart, Controls blood pressure, Smoothes skin, Stops scurvy

 

Mangoes - Combats cancer, Boosts memory, Regulates thyroid, aids digestion, Shields against Alzheimer's

 

Mushrooms - Controls blood pressure, Lowers cholesterol, Kills bacteria, Combats cancer, Strengthens bones

 

Oats - Lowers cholesterol, Combats cancer, Battles diabetes, prevents constipation, Smoothes skin

 

Olive oil - Protects your heart, Promotes Weight loss, Combats cancer, Battles diabetes, Smoothes skin

 

Onions - Reduce risk of heart attack, Combats cancer, Kills bacteria, Lowers cholesterol, Fights fungus

 

Oranges - Supports immune systems, Combats cancer, Protects your heart, Straightens respiration

 

Peaches - prevents constipation, Combats cancer, Helps stops strokes, aids digestion, Helps hemorrhoids 

Peanuts - Protects against heart disease, Promotes Weight loss, Combats Prostate Cancer, Lowers cholesterol, Aggravates Diverticulitis 

Pineapple - Strengthens bones, Relieves colds, Aids digestion, Dissolves warts, Blocks diarrhea

 

Prunes - Slows aging process, prevents constipation, boosts memory, Lowers cholesterol, Protects against heart disease

 

Rice - Protects your heart, Battles diabetes, Conquers kidney stones, Combats cancer, Helps stops strokes

 

Strawberries - Combats cancer, Protects your heart*, boosts memory, Calms stress 

 

Sweet potatoes - Saves your eyesight, Lifts mood, Combats cancer, Strengthens bones

 

Tomatoes - Protects prostate, Combats cancer, Lowers cholesterol, Protects your heart

 

Walnuts - Lowers cholesterol, Combats cancer, boosts memory, Lifts mood, Protects against heart disease

 

Water - Promotes Weight loss, Combats cancer, Conquers kidney stones, Smoothes skin

 

Watermelon - Protects prostate, Promotes Weight loss, Lowers cholesterol, Helps stops strokes, Controls blood pressure

Wheat germ - Combats Colon Cancer, prevents constipation, Lowers cholesterol, Helps stops strokes, improves digestion

 

Wheat bran - Combats Colon Cancer, prevents constipation, Lowers cholesterol, Helps stops strokes, improves digestion

 

Yogurt - Guards against ulcers, Strengthens bones, Lowers cholesterol, Supports immune systems, Aids digestion*